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Our own take on the places we've been to — one honest read at a time.

Ojos Locos - San Antonio San Antonio, TX ★★★★☆
Restaurant Ojos Locos Aug 21, 2026
I think Ojos Locos is becoming my favorite place. As far as breastaurants go, they push the limit much further. I went on neon lingerie night (not on purpose, that's what it happened to be) and so lot's of thongs with neon fish net tops. Bartenders were all pleasant enough but I really have to work on my Spanish so I can impress them.
Twin Peaks - Park North San Antonio, TX ★★★☆☆
Restaurant Twin Peaks Aug 21, 2026
I only stopped in for a beer so I can't comment on the food (though I've been to other Twin Peaks before and I think their foot is pretty good). Nothing to complain about but nothing to rave about either. It was around 10:00 pm on a Thursday. I will say that the girls here were all very attractive, like way above the average venue, but they were dressed a little too conservative.
Hooters - San Pedro TX San Antonio, TX ★★★★☆
Restaurant Hooters Aug 21, 2026
I think Hooters is on the comeback. It's been a while since I've been to one and this one did not disappoint. Very nice atmosphere, I sat at the bar and "Courtney" (I think, I was literally there 15 minutes ago and already can't remember her name. That's a me thing, not a her thing.) asked what I needed and had a beer in front of me in about 30 seconds. I also ordered some wings. Service was great and she was taking care of everyone, smiling, chatting but not being overly friendly (i.e. fake). Got the wings, they were really good wings (it's true what they say about Hooter's wings!). Had a second beer, chatted with the guy next to me and that was it. I'm rooting for Hooters and hope they rebound.
Bombshells San Antonio San Antonio, TX ★★☆☆☆
Restaurant Bombshells Aug 20, 2026
Not a fan of this place. It was my first time at a Bombshells and the service was very disappointing. I got there around 10:15 pm on a Wednesday night. It was pretty empty, maybe a few tables with customers and two different groups at the bar. The music was incredibly loud.... or maybe I'm just getting old.... but the music was in fact louder than any other restaurant. I took a seat at the bar and waited while the two bartenders looked at their phones. Eventually got the attention of one of them and she gave me a beer and a menu and then proceeded to go back to her phone group. Eventually I was able to order and eat an OK burger. My recommendation to the management is to not allow phones while working.